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Plastic Jesus by professorhazard Plastic Jesus by professorhazard
~ I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car ~

Sorry about the lateness of the day, folks; I don't have anything ready to give you, so here's an oldie but goodie from the archives.

Why, if it isn't Plastic Jesus! The man known as the Stretchable Savior was once an ordinary cub reporter for the Nova City Star, but after being perforated by a gunman's bullets and falling into a vat of experimental polymer, he found himself drained into an alleyway and looking into the face of a painting of Christ. A subconscious trigger made him stick that way, and now he's the Pliable Patriarch, who fights against crime and deals with ignorance. On his off days, you'll find him at PJ's Bowl-O-Rama, on the highway between William King's Port and Bristol Canyon.

Plastic Jesus is ™ © ® @ et cetera Snipe Hunt Media.
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:iconginkner:
ginkner Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Stigmata! WOOT!
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professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
I've never seen anyone so excited about stigmata. You must be Catholic.
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:iconginkner:
ginkner Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Naw. Unaffiliated. I do however find spontanious bleeding quite amusing.

Hence excitement.

Plus come on. Hes just awesome.
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Ciono Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love Plastic Jesus. My favorite character of yours ever.
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Ciono Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ciono has yet to appear in a comic yet, so he doesn't count.
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professorhazard Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
/Ciono whimpers and toddles away, unloved by his own creator
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bumblefly Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2008
lulz, "Pliable Patriarch."
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